Posted by: Mer Pints | October 14, 2011

Sorry Guys But There Couldn’t Be A Pinoy US President

Sorry guys but for Filipinos  dreaming to see a US born Pinoy to become the fist Asian US President elected shall forget oall about it if we are to believe David Letterman.

According to this popular TV host there are 10 top reasons why there  couldn’t be a Filipino-American to become a US President.

Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn’t Be a Filipino-American US
President

By David Letterman

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended
relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2
Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a
BMW, and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their
fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House – where will
they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of
giant wooden spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won’t respond to “psst… psst” or
“hoy.hoyhoy!”

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the
presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror, or the
statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a Karaoke music-machine for
every room in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow “Take Home”.

AND THE NUMBER I REASON WHY THERE COULDN’T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN
U.S. PRESIDENT IS…

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes

Na-email lang sa ito sa akin at nais kong ibahagi din sa mga di ba nakakabasa nito.

Pero sa totoo lang talaga bang mahihirapan ang isang Filipino para magustohan ng mga botanting Amerikano at mahirang  pangulo ng pinakamakapangyarihang bansa ng buong mundo? Kagaya ni Barack Obama, sino bang magaakalang ang Estados Unidos ay magkakaroon ng isang itim na pangulo? Hindi rin siguro malayong mangyari sa hinaharap na magkakaroon din sa Amerika ng isang Asyanong presidente.

If ever na ang isang Filipino ay mahirang na maging pangulo sa Amerika ano kayang klaseng pamumuno ang maasahan sa kanya? May mga tongpats din kaya sa kanyang administrasyon, at  kamag-anak incorparated nakapalibot sa kanya?

Hindi sa ako’y nananakot sa inyo, but bear in mind there’s nothing impossible in this world. Ang magkaroon pa kaya ng isang presidenteng Filipino?

What do you think David Letterman. Hehe, nganga!

Mahirap


Responses

  1. miss colegialagirl believe me there can be no filipino american na magpresident sa usa. why because we are fragmented people when it comes to politics. ay masulsulan lang ng mexican or other asians ang mga kababayan natin they will abandon na ang kanilang katribu. believe me because crab mentality among filipinos is manifested even outside the philippines. nakita ko na iyan sa europe to different countries i worked as a domestic helper and caregiver. if you only know mga kababayan din nating filipino ang umapi sa kin doon.

  2. Sorry po pero ni guniguni ay walang Fil-am na magiging presidente ng US. Uns sa lahat ay wala pang Asyano na naglakas loob na tumakbo kahit vice president pa lamang. Masyadong ambisyoso ang mga Pilipino pero hindi rin sila ganon kadisperado na tumbakbo para sa pinakamataas at pinakmakapangyarihan na katungkulan sa US. At saka hindi pa siguro ipinapanganak ang Filipino American na maging US president.
    Over and above hanggang ngayon ay umiiral pa rin sa bansang ito ang racial descrimination. Biro lang ito marahil ni Letterman pero ang basa ko ay may bahid nang pangiinsulto sa mga Pinoy. Hindi ho dapat ito pinagtatawanan dapat at tinutuligsa ang racist na ito. Is DL a racist? No doubt he is.

  3. bah, ano’ng malay nila? baka nga bigla bigla isang kamag-anak ni gloria macapagal-arroyo ang maging presidente ng amerika, eh.

    baka sabihin n’yo ring totoo nga ‘yung sinasabi niyang bukod tanging hinirang sila ng diyos (nila)!


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