Posted by: Mer Pints | November 5, 2008

Obama is the 44th US President (Magsaya ka na Segundina araw mo Ngayon)

What else can I say; it’s Obama now the 44th president of the United States. He won in California, Hawaii, Oregon, and Washington giving him 324 electoral votes compared to McCain’s 124. Sarah Palin my favorite candidate to win as the vice- president did not even make it. It is Senator Joe Biden of Delaware who will be with Obama to the White House as his vice-president. Segundina’s projection is better than mine. She is the winner and I am the loser. Now Segundina can eat her favorite pizza, dine in her favorite Japanese restaurant without spending any single cent. I am paying a dear prize for choosing McCain to win in the US presidential race. Segundina is laughing while I am crying. And now she kept on sending text messages asking me when can I bring her to her favorite Pizza parlor and Japanese restaurant. Damn you Segundina you’ll gonna eat up half of my monthly salary and all you could say better luck next time during the 2010 presidential race in the Philippines.

Anyway I would like to congratulate to Barack Obama for winning the US presidential race and to become the 44th president of the United States. I hope the world will be peaceful and more prosperous with you at the White House. Hindi man ikaw ang manok ko, ano pa nga ba ang magagawa ko kung ikaw ang mas pinaboran na manalo ng mga nakakarami.

Napakasakit naman nito kuya Eddie ang aking pagkatalo sa pustahan namin ni Segundina. Parusa talaga dahil sa dalawang kainan ko pa man din palalamunin itong kumare kong pagkalakas-lakas kumain. Talo talaga ako. Natalo na nga ang idol kong si Sarah Palin, ngayon magpapakain pa ako ng hindi ko kaano-ano dahil lang sa pustahan. Sa mga analysis kasi na nabasa ko ay patok na patok tong si Mc.Cain kaya sumabak ako nang pakikipagpustahan kay Segundina. Sino ba naman ang magaakalang matatalo si McCain at magpapakain ako? Mabuti na lang hanggang kainan lang, e kung kinasa ko pa iyong alok ni Segundina na trip to Corregidor di lalo pa akong napaiyak niyan.

Sige Segundina magsaya ka ngayon kagaya ni lola Liberty na tumatalon-talon pa daw sa saya dahil nanalo si Obama. Mga kamag-anak naming diyan sa Washington halos magiba na raw ang kanilang bahay sa tuwa at sa katatalon dahil nanalo ang kanilang manok. Pwe.

At ganyan daw talaga ang buhay sabi nitong si Segundina, may natatalo at may nananalo. Si McCain ang pinili ko kaya kailangan daw na magpakain ako.  Alin, kung sa Pilipinas iyan sasabihin ko dinaya lang si McCain. And speaking of McCain, sayang talaga at inisnab nila ang lolo ko. Hero pa man din siya. Tinalo ni Obama ang isang hero? Wow, napakasakit naman nito kuya Eddie.

Pero sa isang banda ano bang masakit sa aking tuktok kung natalo man Itong si Lolo McCain. Di naman  ako taga US. At kahit sino ang nadiyan sa White House wala pa ring magbabago sa relasyon ng RP at US. May Balikatan pa rin sa Pinas. Pahirapan pa rin makakuha ng US Visa. At si Daniel Smith ay sa US Embassy pa rin ng RP siya makukulong. Masakit lang ang aking kalooban kasi butas na naman ang aking bulsa dahil at pakakainin ko pa itong nangangantiaw ngayon na si Segundina. Magdala kaya ako ng purga.

Segundina kalian mo gustong kumain sa labas nang  hindi ko na iisipin pa ang aking pagkatalo. At saka Segundina, bago tayo lumabas, puwedi ba kumain ka muna sa inyo ng heavy breakfast? Damihan mo lang nang di naman ako malulugi niyan ng husto, hehehe


Responses

  1. Sa mga maka Obama, magsaya kayo at nanalo ang inyong kandidato. Tayong mga natalo, better luck next time. At ikaw naman Segundina mgasaya ka dahil panalo ka ngayon.

    • Dearest one,

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      My name is Mrs Linda Mark a nationality of Kuwait. I am married to late Mr. James Mark who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2005. We were married for twenty years with a child. He died after a brife illness that lasted for four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians. When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of $9Million (Nine Million U.S. Dollars) with one of good banks here in Cote d’Ivoire.

      Presently, this money is still with the bank. Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.
      I want a church that will use this fund to churches, orphanages, research centres and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but my son can not carryout this work only because i and my late husband decide to use some of the money to work for God and live some for our son to have a better live. our son is just 17yearold now and been grow up in africa, he have low manterity and my husband´s relatives are not Christians and I don´t want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don´t want a situation where this money

      will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.
      I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going to. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don´t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of my family relatives around me always. I don´t want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible.

      As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy Christian.

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      Expecting to hearing from you,Remain blessed in the
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      Mrs. Linda Mark Son

  2. Huwag ka nang malungkot, sa ano mang labanan ay may nananalo at may natatalo. Nagkataon lang na ako ang nanalo sa ating pustahan kaya, ililibre mo ako day ng pizza at at saka japanese food. May alok ako sa iyo, kung gusto mo sa bonus na lang nating pag-usapan iyong Japanese food, hehehehe.

  3. Paangkas naman sa blowout ni Colegiala girl. Hehe, mabuti na lang di ako nakipapustahan. Libreng inumin at pulutan lang naman ang pusta. Pero hanep talaga, nilampaso ni Obama si McCain kaya magpapakain si Colegiala.
    Serious lang mga kaibigan, totoo kaya ang sinabi nila “Change has come to America?” In what aspect kaya?

  4. Did you know?

    • The Great Wall of China, known to be one of the eight wonders of the world, is made of rice. Its foundation is composed of plain sticky rice and compressed dirt.

    However, this has been reconstructed and repaired for a number of times, but parts of it with the rice and compressed dirt can still be seen today.

    NOVEMEBER IS NATIONAL RICE AWARENESS MONTH!

    more of this trivia at http://www.yhen1027.wordpress.com

  5. Colegiala G

    Katulad nang naiposte ko sa CD, hindi naman kailangang gumastos ka ng malaki sa pagpapakain ko kay Segundina komo natalo si McCain at umarangkada si Obama. Ang advice ko sa iyo, ito na lang ang bilhin mo dyan sa point-point o sa carinderia sa may palengke:

  6. Tito Joe,
    Pinakbet, hehehe. Salamat po, mas masarap pa ito kay sa mamahaling pizza na gusto ni Segundina. Tutal mahilig din lang sa talong, I repeat talong, itong si Segundina huwag na lang pizza, pinakbet na lang diyan sa point point, hahahaha.

  7. Mer,
    Malas lang talaga ang lolo mo. Pakainin mo na lang si Segundina nang tumaba siya. Suwerte niya, talo ka, kaya magdusa ang iyong bulsa hehehe.
    Ano kaya kung si pareng Joe ay isa sa mga Ninong ni Luli Arroyo nang siya ay ikinasal? May mga masasamang isip na nagtatanong, may kinalaman ba daw ang pagbubuntis sa pagpapakasal? Ako wala akong alam diyan baka kayo meron, hehehe. http://kidlatanvillage.wordpress.com

  8. alam ba ninyo na akala ni palin, ang africa ay isang bansa? hindi niya alam na ang africa ay isang continent.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPsV6ZhL15c

  9. colegiala,

    Add ko ikaw sa aking blog roll. OK lang ba?

  10. Colegiala girl,
    Ganyan talaga ang buhay may nananalo at natatalo.
    At least tayo nanindigan tayo kahit alam natin na matatalo ang minamanok natin at hindi tayo nagbalimbing.Prensipio at ipinaglalalaban at diyan tayo hahangaan sa ating paninidigan.Hindi ka pala tumitindig dahil hopia ang dala mo at ako naman ay batuta.Hehehehe!

  11. Ay salamat po sa inyong lahat sa mga pampalubag loob ninyo. Tama po, hanggang sa huli I stood by my principles. At tututukan ko iyang si Obama kung matutupad nga niya ang kanyang mga pangako.

  12. Dina,
    Okay lang na isali mo ako sa iyong blogroll. Isa pong malaking karangalan iyan para sa akin, at lubos po akong nagpapasalamat. Welcome ka din dito Dina.

  13. Mrs.Bolante walked into Joc-Joc room one day. Joc-Joc missed his wife so much and asked his wife.
    “If I were disfigured, would you still love
    me?” he asked her.

    “Darling, I’ll always love you,” she said
    calmly, filing her nails.

    “How about if I became crippled and couldn’t
    hug you any more?” he asked nervously.

    “Don’t worry, darling, I’ll always love you,”
    she told him, buffing her nails.

    “Well, how about if the senate will force me to tell the truth?
    Joc-Joc went on, “If I wasn’t able to keep the millions and million left i kept myself from the fertilizer fund scams and they will put me in jail, would you still love me then?”

    Mrs.Bolante looked over at her husband’s worried
    face. “Joc-Joc, I’ll always love you,” she reassured him,
    “but I would really miss you. Our driver is waiting”

  14. Mrs.Bolante was so elated to talk to her husband doctor about Joc-Joc condition.

    The doctor told Mrs.Bolante

    * By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

    * Patient has chest pain if he lies on his left side for over a year.

    * The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet.

    * On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

    * He has had no rigors or shaking chills, but your husband states that he was very hot in bed last night.

    * The patient has been depressed ever since he began seeing the Senate Sergeant-at-Arms.

    * I will be happy to go into his GI system; he seems ready and anxious.

    * Patient will be in house indefinately without dressing. I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with your help, you both should fall to the floor.

    * The patient is tearful and crying constantly. He also appears to be depressed.

    * We will give him a Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Malditas Gutieres to dispose of him.

    * Healthy appearing decrepit 6o year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

    * The patient refused an autopsy.

    * The patient has no past history of suicides,although he love to runaway.

    * The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.

    * Patient has left his white blood cells in Chicago prison.

    * Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency.

    * The patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

    * He slipped on the ice and apparently his legs went in separate directions in early December.

    * The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema while masturbating which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.

    * The patient want to stay in the hospital forever feeling much better except for his original complaints.

  15. Bolante’s Prognosis:

    Patient could be made to forget about the pain in his chest if he was poked hard enough in the eyes. Modern practice replaces the physical finger poke with hi-tech equivalents such as voice-mail and referral slips, but the result remains the same.

    pre-existing conditions:
    This is a phrase used by the grammatically challenged when they want to talk about existing conditions. Unforutnately the doctor appear to be pre-stuck with it.

    alternative forms of medicine: Patient need to find alternative forms of payment.

    Purpose for patient need to be examine for long time:–Doctors trying to recoup their investment losses.

    Future medical treatment recommended;

    After the patient testify in the senate. He will be brought in, in a plastic bag on a cart. Gently he is lifted onto the bed and the long zippers are unzipped. Removed from his wrapping, he lies naked and beautifully masculine on the quilts that he loved. At the head of the bed stands Mrs,Bolante, who is gently stroking his forehead, and at the window whining to be let in is his dog, Chiwawa. The children begin their task, washing the body, dressing it in robes, and preparing it for the funeral ceremony to come. The periodic wringing out of the washcloths adds the music of dripping water.

  16. Patay kang bata ka… Kaya mag-isip isip ka na Joc-joc. The truth shall set you free.
    Sana ipinag-pray din nila si Joc-joc itong mga prayer warriors na nagpunta ng Malacanang. http://bobonyo.wordpress.com

  17. Mahal na mahal ng doktor niya si Bolante. Kaya ayaw pa siyang pauwiin nito kasi sa Senado ang tuloy, hehehe.


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